Nope - I do some almost-macro photography but I don't have a lens that's that clear, that close.

Ficwriting is a strange and marvelous place; I took five years or so off, but the pull was too much to resist. AO3 offers a lot more data than just posting on LJ gives, but it's also frustrating (for me anyway) in that it's really hard to figure out what's driving the traffic. I try to be detached about it, but - well, I am self-competitive at heart. :D