Breathe! Breathe! You mentioned Uncle Rocky in the very last paragraph! 'Dotty Uncle Rocky's estate'. I had no idea who you meant, but picked up the reference and went with it. I promise I am not sneaking up behind you so psychically snack on your brain when you're not looking!

When Martin is not squeaking and stammering in panic he has a very *lovely* voice, yes. :D

Arthur is brilliant. He's basically a labrador puppy in human form. :D