:D I've no idea what they get up to really, that stuff's just the plot of the average Wodehouse novel: though hubby, at the Norwich Wodehouse convention last month, wrote a letter from Madeleine Bassett proposing to Bertie (attendees all wrote letters from one of his ex-fiances) went down a treat when they read it on the bus between visiting Wodehouse-related locations and stately homes.

I love your idea of snapping the policeman's helmets though. Better keep it above board. Don't want to either pay the five pound fine to that hellhound Pop Basset or be give five days in chokey without the option. NOt very preux chevalier, that.