But we're so close to that already, aren't we? Our computers are lighter than air and everyone has a phone which is much more entertaining than some silly ball dropping - in fact, you can watch the ball dropping on your phone quite easily when in TS your view is totally blocked by that annoyingly tall bloke and you're being distracted by the drunk girl on your left who's decided you're her new best friend. It's just because I'm kicking it analog that I'm being singled out.

Perhaps I can get an ereader which I can pretend is a phone...