Lemon-based anxiety - take two.

I am the biggest dork on the planet.

So, in my head all of this lemon planting business was completely anonymous, and apparently I imagined I would suddenly develop some super-stealthy superpower accordingly.  I pictured myself palming a lemon and casually putting it into play as I walked out of the café, secreting one behind a particularly apropos book in the library (chuckling smugly all the while at my choice), slipping through a crowd and made anonymous by numbers alone.

( This so was not the case. )

Lemon-based anxiety - take two.

I am the biggest dork on the planet.

So, in my head all of this lemon planting business was completely anonymous, and apparently I imagined I would suddenly develop some super-stealthy superpower accordingly.  I pictured myself palming a lemon and casually putting it into play as I walked out of the café, secreting one behind a particularly apropos book in the library (chuckling smugly all the while at my choice), slipping through a crowd and made anonymous by numbers alone.

( This so was not the case. )