I can see him *disrupting* cooking classes and being thrown out in the first half hour, but attending, not so much.
Shopping SHerlock. THis I want to see. SO MUCH. I suspect that, besides being easily distracted from the mundane task of gathering foodstuffs from the home, Sherlock is probably *deliberately* bad at it, in the hopes that people will stop asking him to do it.
And now I'm wondering if John will be all WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? and then twig onto Sherlock's evil plans to skive out of household tasks, and grits his teeth and thanks him, and then *makes Sherlock eat the things he bought*.
"NO, SHerlock, if you bought herrings and jam and bread, this is a clear indication of what you want for breakfast. Enjoy. Unless you'd prefer the quail eggs and royal jelly on crackers, because that's the other option." ANd eating it himself, because he was in the army and he knows how BAD bad food can actually be.
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Date: 2012-07-10 01:48 am (UTC)Shopping SHerlock. THis I want to see. SO MUCH. I suspect that, besides being easily distracted from the mundane task of gathering foodstuffs from the home, Sherlock is probably *deliberately* bad at it, in the hopes that people will stop asking him to do it.
And now I'm wondering if John will be all WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? and then twig onto Sherlock's evil plans to skive out of household tasks, and grits his teeth and thanks him, and then *makes Sherlock eat the things he bought*.
"NO, SHerlock, if you bought herrings and jam and bread, this is a clear indication of what you want for breakfast. Enjoy. Unless you'd prefer the quail eggs and royal jelly on crackers, because that's the other option." ANd eating it himself, because he was in the army and he knows how BAD bad food can actually be.