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Would someone please Britishize this for me? I don't think the imagery is right for John.

Simon was so angry that he very inadvisably dropped his (bloody gorgeous antique [the complete and utter tosser]) rifle in a fit of temper, then began to screech and hop around like a jackrabbit in heat. John didn’t even register the report of the gun going off until after he’d begun this bizarre and fascinating behaviour.

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Would someone please Britishize this for me? I don't think the imagery is right for John.

Simon was so angry that he very inadvisably dropped his (bloody gorgeous antique [the complete and utter tosser]) rifle in a fit of temper, then began to screech and hop around like a jackrabbit in heat. John didn’t even register the report of the gun going off until after he’d begun this bizarre and fascinating behaviour.

Apparently all this is going somewhere after all

This is - so far, but fairly likely to remain - the end of the first holiday season, so if you don't want to read the ending before the rest of it - and I think my formerly single google doc containing all of it was beginning to groan under the weight - don't read under the cut.
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Apparently all this is going somewhere after all

This is - so far, but fairly likely to remain - the end of the first holiday season, so if you don't want to read the ending before the rest of it - and I think my formerly single google doc containing all of it was beginning to groan under the weight - don't read under the cut.
( Read more )