I just wrote this, and couldn't not post it.

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The skepticism left John’s eyes. “Hm. Well that’s good, I wouldn’t want to deny Claude his opportunity to paint my portrait. He needs a second sitting.”

Sherlock giggled. “Did he try to get you to pose in the nude?”

“Disturbingly, yes.”

“Oh, John, tell me you didn’t refuse! It’s just what we need over the mantle!”

“We compromised on shirtless.”

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Research, right?

I'm learning about music, cricket, art, shooting parties, the wildlife in various parts of England - this is insane!

Actually, I do have annoying cousin Simon shooting himself in the foot along with other various opportunities for John to Doctor people. It is a very good thought to just insert Claude there somehow.

I very much like the visual of the gaping shirt! That works a lot better in my head for some reason - it's more John? He's more subtle like that - where Sherlock would strip if the conditions were right, he'd be all - you don't actually need me shirtless, here, look at this. Unbuttoning and winking and - that smile. Oh dear.

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There's a lovely bit of fanart somewhere of John in Afghanistan, unbuttoned shirt, all BAMF, smiling. Not the painting we're thinking of, but rather nice. :)

Is COusin Simon one of the snobby ones who's been giving John a hard time about not having been to the right schools. when clearly the Right School for those circumstances is Medical School. Take that, Simon, you twat.

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Yes, Simon is the embodiment of the 'I would have missed you at Eton', knowing full well John didn't attend, crowd. He gets a bit irritated when John proves a better shot than he....

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And rather handy skills for dealing with gunshot wounds...